HOW TO PROTEST EVEN THOUGH WE’VE HAD THESE RIGHTS FOR DECADES (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)
Well, here we are. I can’t say I’m surprised; pretty… Continue reading HOW TO PROTEST EVEN THOUGH WE’VE HAD THESE RIGHTS FOR DECADES (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)

BEST PILLOWS TO CRY INTO (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)
If you’re anything like me, you cry a lot. If… Continue reading BEST PILLOWS TO CRY INTO (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)

HOW TO APPEAR PUT TOGETHER (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)
So, there’s a big party coming up, and you’ve done… Continue reading HOW TO APPEAR PUT TOGETHER (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)

HOW TO BE CAREER DRIVEN WHEN THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)
*This article is satire. Do not attempt at home. See… Continue reading HOW TO BE CAREER DRIVEN WHEN THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN (IN YOUR THIRTIES!)

AVOIDING MEN AT THE BAR (IN YOUR THIRTIES)
At 31 years old, I’m a little too old to… Continue reading AVOIDING MEN AT THE BAR (IN YOUR THIRTIES)

HOW TO (SORT OF) HANDLE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
The feeling is famous. That sneaky dread, working its way… Continue reading HOW TO (SORT OF) HANDLE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

HOW TO DEAL WITH CHILDREN
One of the most surprisingly baffling challenges I face in… Continue reading HOW TO DEAL WITH CHILDREN

HOW TO LOOK GROWN UP
Don’t let my shock of gray hair fool you: I… Continue reading HOW TO LOOK GROWN UP

LOVING MY BODY IN MY THIRTIES
Loving my body and all that I am was, and… Continue reading LOVING MY BODY IN MY THIRTIES

PARTYING ON HALLOWEEN…AT 31
Halloween is upon us and, with it, the inevitable partying.… Continue reading PARTYING ON HALLOWEEN…AT 31